I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game
this just in: jk rowling regrets entire harry potter series. says she meant to write about blizzards, not wizards. isn’t sure what happened.
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama
I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS
it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just
that’s a lion
this movie’s about a lion
just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here
this is literally my favorite post on tumblr
IN CASE YOU WEREN’T SURE YES THERE IS A LION.
THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT A LION
hey this is normal shit
FUCKING ANGRY SHIT
this is whispering shit
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT
scared to say things shit
fucking pay attention shit
I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.
no you weren’t
this might be my favorite post on tumblr ever
THAT FUCKING FACE
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
This is the only redeemable thing about Twilight was this whole monologue.
Lorde was 4 yrs old when Katy released her first album and still got a Grammy first
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
heard you were talking shit
The most intense movie scene ever.